5/25/2012 (8:46pm) 35,958 notes

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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5/25/2012 (8:45pm) 1,270 notes

nicebum:

If you reading this right now we are offically dating im sorry you cant get out of this relationship

not far from most relationships. i just hope the next one i can’t get out of uses borderline understandable grammar.

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anotherdaynotdead:

what no get out of here

someone needs to start a band called {whatnogetoutofhere}. and cover all fun. songs…

there is a heaven

let’s keep it a secret

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NYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN…

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